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New Company Founded
A new Automanufacturer named asdf has been founded. This new company enters a growing market for vehicles. When asked what separates asdf from other manufacturers New CEO asdf said, "asdf will fix what is broken with other manufacturers, keep what is good, and end up as one of the greatest companies in the world. Other companies can only dream at our magnificent products we will bring." The new company's first task will be design a vehicle or figure out some other way to bring in revenue in this exciting industry.

Jerry Smith, 63, Dies of Heart Attack


Funeral services were held Monday afternoon at Kolbodi's Funeral Home, for Jerry T. Smith. 63. Mr. Smith died last Friday morning of a heart disease caused by excess business management game playing.

No Parking Along Curvy Bend Road


A no-parking zone has been established along the Curvy Bend Road, near the Overpriced Apartments, by the Lower City commissioners. A two-hour parking limit will be allowed in front of the Overpriced Apartments.

Take Part in Program


Jill West and Bill Biltmore, Lower City High School seniors will participate in the VENT Chorus Program to be held in Slumville next week, it was announced by officials this week.

Library to Observe 25th Anniversary


At the Library Association meeting on Monday night, plans for the observance of the 25th anniversary of the founding of the GearCity Community Library were made.