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May 1916 Edition
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Attack Fatal To City Woman


An elderly woman collapsed on the street early Monday morning and died shortly afterward on the way to the Hospital of the Seriously Ill with a heart attack. She was Miss Jane Doe. An employ of the Autocar Company. The 64-year-old woman was stricken as she was walking to work at 7:15 A. M., in front of Frank's Shop. Patrolman Barny Fife of the Lower City Township Police, noticed the woman as she stumbled and fell. He made her as comfortable as possible, then called for an ambulance. She was taken to the hospital and pronounced dead on arrival by Dr. S. Livingless.

Local Teachers In Conference


Nearly fifty GearCountians will take active parts in the program during the 33rd. annual 'We Don't Need No Education' conference which will be held next week under the auspices of the University of Bad Ideas.

Library to Observe 25th Anniversary


At the Library Association meeting on Monday night, plans for the observance of the 25th anniversary of the founding of the GearCity Community Library were made.

Stock Prices


Chicken -- $1
Brilser -- $47
Binz and Sea -- $33
Owldee -- $1
Aquala -- $25
Colonial -- $23
Jorge Rickereds -- $1
Hutmobile -- $1
Hurshnuff -- $12
Hoach -- $1


Racial Origins Topic At Rotary Club


Racial origins in Ireland were discussed by Ronald McDonald, artist and teacher of the Gaelic language, at the Tuesday meeting of the BalaCynwydGyawanaw Rotary Club at the Overpriced Golf Club. He also gave an accountant of the work of St. Patrick, and he pointed out that Ireland was the seat of world culture at one point in its history. McDonald also stated that Irish influence differed from that of other leading nations because of its aim to spread knowledge and culture to other peoples.