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April 1924 Edition
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Local Teachers In Conference


Nearly fifty GearCountians will take active parts in the program during the 33rd. annual 'We Don't Need No Education' conference which will be held next week under the auspices of the University of Bad Ideas.

Take Part in Program


Jill West and Bill Biltmore, Lower City High School seniors will participate in the VENT Chorus Program to be held in Slumville next week, it was announced by officials this week.

Three Magistrates Given Certificates


Certificates of achievement for schooling in criminal law were presented to three Main City magistrates and a constable at the 16th annual dinner of the Big County Justice of the Peace Association Tuesday night in Moose Hall.

Stock Prices


Chicken -- $3
Brilser -- $19
Cotton Despot -- $19
Owldee -- $5
Binz and Sea -- $34
Aquala -- $3
Gordon-Brull -- $40
Donut -- $2
Clueless -- $19
Hazatz -- $4
FronzNesh -- $18


Use of Playground Solves Part Of City Parking Problem


Lower City Township commissioners went a long ways in solving the City's business commercial parking problems Wednesday night when they announced that one half of the town's central playground would be used as a parking lot. "Kids today should go home and play video games, we need these parking spots because we did not have the foresight to build them in the past.