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October 1929 Edition
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Wall Street Crashes!
A massive stock market crash has occurred. Stocks are down over 30%. This follows a period of declining sales in steel and automobiles... We don''Bt know how long it will take to recover from this. But however long it is. We hope we can manage!

Local Teachers In Conference


Nearly fifty GearCountians will take active parts in the program during the 33rd. annual 'We Don't Need No Education' conference which will be held next week under the auspices of the University of Bad Ideas.

Jerry Smith, 63, Dies of Heart Attack


Funeral services were held Monday afternoon at Kolbodi's Funeral Home, for Jerry T. Smith. 63. Mr. Smith died last Friday morning of a heart disease caused by excess business management game playing.

Stock Prices


Chicken -- $5
Brilser -- $26
Cotton Despot -- $34
Aquala -- $6
Owldee -- $6


Tasty First Dish


A delicious first dish can be quickly prepared by tossing fresh cooked shrimp with Russian Dressing to which has been added a few dill or caraway seeds.