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Merger!

Aquala has agreed to be purchased by Owldee for $1216790445. Owldee believes that this merger will provide their customers with an even better assortment of products and services. They will continue to work with customers and dealerships to make sure the transaction goes smoothly.

Car of the Year!


Brilser's Ballet Track has won the annual GearCity Car of the Year award.

Sold off Marque!


Parent company Chicken has sold off their marque, Donut to Donut. Donut''s management believes under new ownership Donut can turn into a world class brand and generate millions in revenues. Will this new deal work out? Time will tell...

Sold off Marque!


Parent company Chicken has sold off their marque, Hurshnuff to Hurshnuff. Hurshnuff''s management believes under new ownership Hurshnuff can turn into a world class brand and generate millions in revenues. Will this new deal work out? Time will tell...

Local Teachers In Conference


Nearly fifty GearCountians will take active parts in the program during the 33rd. annual 'We Don't Need No Education' conference which will be held next week under the auspices of the University of Bad Ideas.

State Unrivaled In Air Program Says Barny, Council Speaker


GearCity, with its large and widely distributed population, its interesting varieties of terrain and weather, its public awareness of the potentialities of a sound aeronautical program and its financial assistance to airport building, is seen by Barny Barns, State Secretary of Commerce, as a Location with ideal advantages. Barns is also head of the GearCity Aeronautical Commission.

Bad Kids, Bad Parents


Nelson said that 90 per cent of 9,000 children he had witnessed parading before judges of juveniTe courts came from homes which were disrupted by divorce or other reasons. "Parents should establish a Arm home relationship on which children can depend," declared Nelson.

Stock Prices


Chicken -- $6
Brilser -- $26
Cotton Despot -- $35
Owldee -- $6


Spun Off!


Chicken has spun off Donut following their chapter 11 bankruptcy. The new owners believe they can turn the marque into a profitable malefactor in a few years.

Spun Off!


Chicken has spun off Hurshnuff following their chapter 11 bankruptcy. The new owners believe they can turn the marque into a profitable malefactor in a few years.